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m81170
27 September 2015 @ 02:02 pm
Once upon a time... in my early twenties... I fell in love with Edward Cullen and wrote a bunch of Twilight fanfiction. I'm not embarassed by that. Really. Not even a little bit.

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy

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Outtakes to Be Read AFTER...

...Chapter 6. Outtake: The Boy and His Business Card

...Chapter 7. Outtake: An Anthology of Teenage Angst: Part 1

...Chapter 12. Outtake: An Uncomfortable Conversation and the Assault of Mike Newton

...Chapter 15. The Reaffirmation of Edward and Bella as Seen by Carlisle Cullen

...Chapter 22. Outtake: An Anthology of Teenage Angst: Part 2

...Chapter 26. Deleted Scene: Sweatshirts and Their Various Uses

...Chapter 39. Outtake: The First Time He Met Her



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Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much

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The Ace of Spades

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The Devious Plot of Fred and George Weasley Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion



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m81170

This originally appeared on ADifferentForest.net as part of their Author Spotlight series. This is our version of a wrap-up interview after the 5-year adventure that was An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy, which spanned the beginning of our relationship and the conclusion of our time in the fandom. P.S. xsecretxkeeperx was the beta for all my stories, if you didn't know that. ;-)

Top Secret
Office of the Inspector General
National Security Agency

Case #: 862734
Transcript #: 5,923
Date: January 10, 2015
Transcriber: Percy O'Flanagan
Subject Names: Identities Redacted. Referred to only as Subject M and Subject X.



Transcriber’s Notes:
You don’t read these notes. I KNOW you don’t, because this is the 5,922 time I’ve written that I do not understand why we’re still recording and transcribing every phone conversation between Subject M and Subject X. It’s been five years. FIVE YEARS, people, of nothing but in-depth America’s Got Talent analysis, drama stemming from minor grammar differences, and innumerous bits of random conversation that led to absolutely nothing.

Worst of all is the Twilight fanfiction. For five bleeding years, I have transcribed THOUSANDS of conversations revolving around a story about Edward and Bella, but whom Subject M insists on calling Swirl and Daisy. I will never understand this. Why does Subject X take Subject M’s calls at four in the morning, when all she has to ask is whether “her” Bella could feasibly score higher on the SATs than “her” Edward? Who cares how much a fictional website started by middle schoolers is actually worth? Why does it matter if Edward likes Lord of the Rings and Bella likes Harry Potter?

I. Do. Not. Care.

I came to work at the NSA to make a difference, not to listen to silly girls debate over whether Robert Pattinson looks better clean shaven or with facial hair. It is my recommendation that we close Case #862734 and move on to subjects of actual interest.

Transcript:

9:07 PM -- Subject X calls Subject M

Subject M: What up, yo?

Subject X: Ow! Wait! Don’t talk! I can’t hear you! I dropped the phone! I dropped the phone! Okay, now I can hear you. Hi.

Subject M: Hey. I’m just reading through Senior Year on the Swirl and Daisy PDF. Fixing typos is f--king killing me. No offense.

Subject X: (laughs) None taken. It’s your fault anyway. There’s really only so much saving a girl can do.

Subject M: True dat. At least we got better as we went along.

Subject X: Seriously. Swirl and Daisy was one of the best learning experiences.



Subject M: You know what’s funny? I have no recollection of writing Sophomore Year. Like, I remember what happens in the story, but where was I at? I can’t remember actually typing it up.

Subject X: (laughs) Don’t ask me. I can’t remember what happened last week. That’s a lie. I was busting my ass on the last two chapters of Swirl and Daisy. You’re welcome.

Subject M: You know you loved it.

Subject X: I do.

Subject M: Duh. Anyway, what’s up? Why’d you call?

Subject X: Oh! Did you see the latest episode of Downton Abbey?

Subject M: No! I’ve been working on the stupid Swirl and Daisy PDF. I swear, you think you’re done with something, and then you find all new ways to torture yourself. (sighs) To be honest, I think there’s a small part of me that hasn’t been ready to let it go.

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m81170
16 February 2015 @ 01:09 am
Once upon a long time ago, a wonderful lady pennamed Whyuh asked me if she could draw the pictures she saw inside of her head when she read Swirl and Daisy. My answer was an immediate, resounding "HELL YES! Please, please, please!"

The resulting artwork was something that blew my flippin' mind. It felt like she peeked into my brain and drew it. I LOVE this artwork and am so happy it brought me close to this incredible author, editor, and woman. Thank you!

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m81170
16 February 2015 @ 12:45 am
This is a drabble I wrote for a FicPics.com challenge back in 2012, inspired by this fun, awesome banner by the wonderful maimu.


As prom themes went, A Cinderella Night probably wasn’t the lamest, but it certainly was the most inappropriate – at least for this prom. Our “Cinderella” (aka: Prom Queen) was not a poor, raggedy servant with a life of misfortune, but rather a modestly privileged teenage girl who managed to look radiant every day without the help of a fairy godmother.

Bella practically glowed under the illumination of twinkle lights as she walked to the makeshift platform to accept her tiara. The dance committee had done their best hamming the school gym up for the prom, stringing up thousands of lights and producing a gigantic paper-mache pumpkin carriage. The effect was enchanting, especially considering the aforementioned Bella-glow and all.

Boy, did she look dazzling tonight, wearing a pure white dress adorned with sparkly crystals and layers upon layers of poofy-stuff. Her face danced with a smile as she lifted said poofy-stuff to walk up the platform stairs, revealing a pair of bright-pink Converse Chucks. This was the kind of thing that made her popular – she was just quirky enough to make most of the girls like her, and beyond mysterious enough to make all of the guys want her.

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m81170
16 February 2015 @ 12:39 am
This is a drabble I wrote for a FicPics.com challenge back in 2011. It was inspired by this banner, made by the incredible vican.


Though she looked slightly savage, with her eyes and lips still stained with the color of her last victim’s blood, all I could see was a scared woman huddled against a brick wall in a darkened alley.

I knew she had murdered before. I knew she would murder again. I knew she’d probably murder me. But still I wouldn’t leave her.

I’d searched for her through seven states, twelve traffic tickets, and three natural disasters. My only guidance or hint as to where she was being the nasty trail of victims she left in her wake. A serial killer, the news and police repeatedly called her. Every bounty hunter that crossed my path was tracking her, looking for the $50,000 reward the state had placed on her, dead or alive. There was no way I was letting her go now.

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m81170
24 January 2015 @ 01:46 pm
Originally written and posted after Chapter 6: The First Time They Went On a Date, this outtake offers a look at that fateful first meeting between Chief Swan and Edward Cullen.

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Current Music: "18th Floor Balcony" by Blue October
 
 
m81170
24 January 2015 @ 01:40 pm
Originally written and posted after Chapter 7: An Interlude: The Introduction of Swirl, this outtake was written as a thank you to reviewers, particularly those who wished to know what was in those ill-fated love notes Edward wrote.

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Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Current Music: "Counting Stars" by OneRepublic
 
 
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Originally written and posted after Chapter 12: The First Time They Had “The Talk,” this outtake was meant to offer some insights into Edward’s life and show what happened during that scuffle with Mike Newton.

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Current Music: "Explosions" by Ellie Goulding
 
 
m81170
Originally written and posted after Chapter 15: The First Time She Told Him She Loved Him, this outtake is an “outsider’s” perspective on Edward and Bella’s relationship. To this day, it’s one of my favorite things I’ve written.

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Current Music: "Sweet and Low" by Augustana
 
 
m81170
24 January 2015 @ 01:14 pm
In Chapter 22: The First Time She Made a Frenemy, Bella’s pet mouse dies and she desperately needs her father, who is on an overnight outing with the Forks High baseball team in Seattle. I wrote the phone call that takes place between them from both Charlie and Bella’s perspectives to help me with the dialogue.

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Current Music: "Meant" by Elizaveta